July 1, 2002

GREAT NEWS: It's trade time. The All-Star break is only one week away, which means all team owners finally have a chance to get rid of their dogs. Barbara and Whimp can dump Orlando Cabrerra. Lisa Gallagher can send Aramis Ramirez packing. And yours truly, Rube Furrow,can finally banish Octavio Dotel to the ash-heap of SLPL failures. WHAT WERE WE THINKING! . . . The All-Star break is also a good opportunity to think strategically. Are you a hapless team owner with no chance of catching up in your division? You might want to think BONUS POINTS! At the moment, George Dunne's Dinger's is languishing in 47th place, but he could end up winning prize money if he maintains his Bonus Points lead through the rest of the year. Please follow the Mid-Season trade rules below . . .

Mid-Season Trades
At mid-season, during the All-Star break, you will be allowed to trade one (1) hitter and one (1) pitcher. You will receive the first-half stats of the player you trade and the second-half stats for the player you trade for.

Mid-Season Trade Fees
$10 per trade (payable to Joe Livernois or Tony Livernois)

Deadline
12:05 pm EST, Thursday, July 11, 2002

To Make Your Trades
E-mail Pedregoso Rios (pedregoso@santa-lechuga.com) and Rube Furrow (rube@santa-lechuga.com). All trades must be received by the deadline; trades received after the deadline will not be allowed.

As a Huge Favor
Please include your team name and owner name in your e-mail. Please also include the first and last names of each player you are trading and each player you are trading for.

©2002 Tony Livernois and Joe Livernois. All rights reserved.

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Last Updated on 03/31/2002
By Pedregoso Rios, Majority Owner, Pepino Monos
Email: pedregoso@santa-lechuga.com