July 13, 2002

Damn, has it really been almost two months since I last updated the Rumor-Wire? Doesn't seem possible that I'd not keep you all abreast of what's been going on in the league. For instance ...

Did you know that the Fat Bastards held a Hot Dog Eating contest at The White Castle recently? And that the contest ended in a 42-way tie? Turns out fans of the Fat Bastards are trying to emulate their on-field heros. Most amazing of all, though, is that three of the co-winners of the contest are actually on the Fat Bastards' roster.

Speaking of which, did you know that the Fat Bastards have dropped Southwest Airlines as a team sponsor because of their recent decision to charge fat people for an extra seat when they fly? "The seats at The White Castle accomodate fat asses," explained owner Fat Bastard. "That explains why our seats are always filled."

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