Rumor-Wire: What Would Happen if the Season Ended Yesterday? 04/14/2002 SANTA LECHUGA (SLPL News) - In his latest Rumor-Wire, Pedregoso Ríos considers what would happen if the season had ended with last night's results. Though he's thrilled that this won't happen -- Ríos' Pepino Monos suck more than Hoover, Bissell and Oreck combined -- he thought it might be fun to take a snapshot of the league standings to see who might be crowned champs. In the latest Wire, Ríos also welcomes the Washingtino Bullets, talks about stepped-up security around the league, and writes an open letter to Lisa Brown, who currently owns the coolest team name in the league. Currently. Click here to get the latest scoop.