Joe Livernois Invites One and All to Subscribe to the "Monkey Millennium" 04/08/2002 SANTA LECHUGA (SLPL Lifestyle) - When the Coast Weekly (Monterey County's 'alternative' weekly) recently called Joe Livernois the "Sexiest Columnist (from a Different Paper)," they made a pretty compelling case. Here are just a few of the reasons they think he's so sexy: Because he makes us laugh out loud, those big, guffawing, bring-on-the hiccups sort of laughs... Because his last name's got the word "liver" in it, which must have cost him hours of schoolyard agony ... Because his biting wit and sarcasm make us hot and bothered. Because his mustache is so endearing ... Because he courageously denounced thinking outside the box--a paradigm we've been begging someone to shoot down for three years ... Because he's the best damn columnist from San Jose to Santa Barbara. Now you too can find out what all the fuss is all about by subscribing to the "Monkey Millennium" ListBot, which will deliver a fresh column from Livernois into your In Box every week. Click here to find out how to subscribe -- for free!