League Standings and Statistics to be Posted by April 6 03/31/2002 SANTA LECHUGA (SLPL News) - Pepino Monos Owner and SLPL Webmaster Pedregoso Ríos reports that standings and statistics for the league will not be posted until April 7, 2002. "With as many teams as we have, we need to get our sh-- ... oh, wait, we have kids in the league this year, huh? Okay, we need to get our act together before we can get everything up and running. Yeah, that's what I meant ... we need to get our act together." Ríos explained that once things are up and running, league owners will be able to see daily stats sliced-and-diced in more ways than they can reasonably understand in a single lifetime.