April 5, 2002

Hello everyone new and old!!! This will be an exciting year with 48 teams competing!!! There will be big payout's. Hopefully enough to pay my lawyers! I wish everyone good luck.

Well, it's time to reveal myself. My name is Malcolm Foley (aka Marcus Rochellle, aka Mr.LLL, Rojo Division). I'm the youngest owner ever in the history of the league. I am the leader of the first baseball team ever in located Copenhagen, Denmark.

Anyway, I'm glad to join the league. Just because I bribed a couple people, had the Danish mafia rob the World Bank, and have really good lawyers doesn't mean I'm a bad person. I'm younger and stronger than Pedregoso Ríos and Rube Furrow. Speaking of Furrow, I was in a meeting with the him and man that Rube twitches. He should get therapist.

I had dinner with my lawyers and we started to discuss how cool it would be to have the All-Star game held Copenhagen. We are putting out feelers now to find out how much support there is to the suggestion. So, who's with me? Who wants to have the 2002 SLPL All-Star Game in Denmark?

I've been wondering: Why do you want me out of the league? Are you scared that I might win all the money? Are you scared I might beat your teams into the ground? What are you afraid of? Getting beat by a kid?

Oh, and Pedregoso: Do you know what drink coasters are used for? They are used for putting drinks on so they will not stain your wooden table, not to use as Frisbees! And you collect clothespins!!! Why are clothespins so important?!?!

Yeah, yeah ... who cares ... ?

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